Monday, August 30, 2010

Hot Tub Sleeper Picks Top 165 Player Rankings*

Below you’ll find the top players ranked by us for the 2010 Fantasy Football Season. Sure, some choices might cause you to pause and scratch your head, but if you’re like us you’ll read and reread a dozen or so of these lists before your draft season begins. 

Without further adieu, or with zero adieu since we’ve never had a player ranking before, we give you our idea of who is and isn’t worth crap this season. Good Luck! 

1. Maurice Jones-Drew, RB, JAC
2. Chris Johnson, RB, TEN
3. Adrian Peterson, RB, MIN
4. Ray Rice, RB, BAL
5. Andre Johnson, WR, HOU
6. Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
7. Michael Turner, RB, ATL
8. Frank Gore, RB, SF
9. Steven Jackson, RB, STL
10. Drew Brees, QB, NO
11. Randy Moss, WR, NE
12. Miles Austin, WR, DAL
13. Larry Fitzgerald, WR, ARZ
14. Reggie Wayne, WR, IND
15. Peyton Manning, QB, IND
16. Ryan Matthews, RB, SD
17. DeAngelo Williams, RB, CAR
18. Shonn Green, RB, NYJ
19. Cedric Benson, RB, CIN
20. Rashard Mendenhall, RB, PIT
21. Ryan Grant, RB, GB
22. Calvin Johnson, WR, DET
23. Tom Brady, QB, NE
24. Brandon Marshall, WR, MIA
25. Greg Jennings, WR, GB
26. Roddy White, WR, ATL
27. Marques Colston, WR, NO
28. Pierre Thomas, RB, NO
29. Jamal Charles, RB, KC
30. Jonathan Stewart, RB, CAR
31. Phillip Rivers, QB, SD
32. Beanie Wells, RB, ARZ
33. LeSean McCoy, RB, PHI
34. Tony Romo, QB, DAL
35. Matt Schaub, QB, HOU
36. Ronnie Brown, RB, MIA
37. Chad Ochocinco, WR, CIN
38. Anquan Boldin, WR, BAL
39. Joseph Addai, RB, IND
40. Percy Harvin, WR, MIN
41. Steve Smith, WR, CAR
42. C.J. Spiller, RB, BUF
43. Mike Sims-Walker, WR, JAC
44. Arian Foster, RB, HOU
45. Brandon Jacobs, RB, NYG
46. Matt Forte, RB, CHI
47. Javid Best, RB, DET
48. Steve Smith, WR, NYG
49. Dallas Clark, TE, IND
50. Antonio Gates, TE, SD
51. Jason Whitten, TE, DAL
52. Jermichael Finley, TE, GB
53. Vernon Davis, TE, SF
54. Pierre Garcon, WR, IND
55. Hakeem Nicks, WR, NYG
56. Michael Crabtree, WR, SF
57. Ricky Williams, RB, MIA
58. Felix Jones, RB, DAL
59. Reggie Bush, RB, NO
60. Dwayne Bowe, WR, KC
61. Brent Celek, TE, PHI
62. Tony Gonzalez, TE, ATL
63. Ahmad Bradshaw, RB, NYG
64. Justin Forsett, RB, SEA
65. Devin Armashodu, WR, CHI
66. Braylon Edwards, WR, NYJ
41. Steve Smith, WR, CAR
42. C.J. Spiller, RB, BUF
43. Mike Sims-Walker, WR, JAC
44. Arian Foster, RB, HOU
45. Brandon Jacobs, RB, NYG
46. Matt Forte, RB, CHI
47. Javid Best, RB, DET
48. Steve Smith, WR, NYG
49. Dallas Clark, TE, IND
50. Antonio Gates, TE, SD
51. Jason Whitten, TE, DAL
52. Jermichael Finley, TE, GB
53. Vernon Davis, TE, SF
54. Pierre Garcon, WR, IND
55. Hakeem Nicks, WR, NYG
56. Michael Crabtree, WR, SF
57. Ricky Williams, RB, MIA
58. Felix Jones, RB, DAL
59. Reggie Bush, RB, NO
60. Dwayne Bowe, WR, KC
61. Brent Celek, TE, PHI
62. Tony Gonzalez, TE, ATL
63. Ahmad Bradshaw, RB, NYG
64. Justin Forsett, RB, SEA
65. Devin Armashodu, WR, CHI
66. Braylon Edwards, WR, NYJ
67. Jerome Harrison, RB, CLE
68. Steve Breaston, WR, ARZ
69. Donald Driver, WR, GB
70. Hines Ward, WR, PIT
71. Terrell Owens, WR, CIN
72. Owen Daniels, TE, HOU
73. Santonio Holmes, WR, NYJ
74. Robert Meachem, WR, NO
75. Jeremy Maclin, WR, PHI
76. Kevin Kolb, QB, PHI
77. Kellen Winslow, TE, TB
78. Malcolm Floyd, WR, SD
79. Marion Barber, RB, DAL
80. Darren Sproles, RB, SD
81. Lee Evans, WR, BUF
82. Kenny Britt, WR, TEN
83. Visanthe Shiancoe, TE, MIN
84. Jay Cutler, QB, CHI
85. Joe Flacco, QB, BAL
86. Clinton Portis, RB, WAS
87. Eli Manning, QB, NYG
88. Cadillac Williams, RB, TB
89. Mike Wallace, WR, PIT
90. Ben Roethlisberger, QB, PIT
91. Brett Favre. QB, MIN
92. Donald Brown, RB, IND
93. T.J. Houshmandzadeh, WR, SEA
94. Dez Bryant, WR, DAL
95. Darren McFadden, RB, OAK
96. Steve Slaton, RB, HOU
97. Matt Ryan, QB, ATL
98. Santana Moss, WR, WAS
99. Fred Jackson, RB, BUF
100. Chris Cooley, TE, WAS
101. Montario Hardesty, RB, CLE
102. Tim Hightower, RB, ARZ
103. Chaz Schillens, WR, OAK
104. Louis Murphy, WR, OAK
105. Johnny Knox, WR, CHI
106. Thomas Jones, RB, KC
107. LaDanian Tomlinson, RB, NYJ
108. Julian Edelman, WR, NE
109. Michael Bush, RB, OAK
110. JETS DEFENSE
111. Bernard Berrian, WR, MIN
112. Correll Buckhalter, RB, DEN
113. Chester Taylor, RB, CHI
114. Laurence Maroney, RB, NE
115. Derrick Mason, WR, BAL
116. Sidney Rice, WR, MIN
117. RAVENS DEFENSE
118. Mike Williams, WR, TB
119. Zach Miller, TE, OAK
120. Vince Young, QB, TEN
121. Chad Henne, QB, MIA
122. Josh Morgan, WR, SF
123. Vincent Jackson, WR, SD
124. Matthew Stafford, QB, DET
125. Willis McGahee, RB, BAL
126. Eddie Royal, WR, DEN
127. Greg Olsen, TE, CHI
128. COWBOYS DEFENSE
129. Jacoby Jones, WR, HOU
130. Austin Collie, WR, IND
131. Heath Miller, TE, PIT
132. Golden Tate, WR, SEA
133. Mario Manningham, WR, NYG
134. Mark Sanchez, QB, NYJ
135. Leon Washington, RB, SEA
136. Mohamed Massaquoi, WR,CLE
137. Derrick Ward, RB, TB
138. John Carlson, TE, SEA
139. Kyle Orton, QB, DEN
140. EAGLES DEFENSE
141. Dustin Keller, TE, NYJ
142. Early Doucet, WR, ARI
143. VIKINGS DEFENSE
144. Toby Gerhart, RB, MIN
145. Tashard Choice, RB, DAL
146. Demaryius Thomas, WR, DEN
147. 49ERS DEFENSE
148. Bernard Scott, RB, CIN
149. Kevin Boss, TE, NYG
150. STEELERS DEFENSE
151. Jonathon Dwyer, RB, PIT
152. PACKERS DEFENSE
153. Dexter McCluster, WR, KC
154. Chris Chambers, WR, KC
155. Carson Palmer, QB, Cin
156. Kevin Smith, RB, DET
157. Josh Cribbs, WR, CLE 
159. Jason Campbell, QB, OAK
160. Matt Hasselbeck, QB, SEA
161. Josh Freeman, QB, TB
162. BENGALS DEFENSE
163. Jeremy Shockley, TE, NO
164. James Starks, RB, GB
165. Max Hall, QB, ARI

*Why 165? Why not!

COLLATERAL DAMAGE - Jeremy Dayton

 “Ru-un.  Go!  Get to the chopper!”

Classic Schwarzenegger line, (and one I love to quote… often), but not from the movie I’ll allude to in this article.

Nope, it was a little-remembered 2002 film called Collateral Damage.  In typical Arnold fashion, he takes on an entire terrorist network and brings them down, one witty one-liner at a time.  It’s the idea behind the premise that I’ll relate to fantasy football, however.  “Collateral damage” is defined as the unintended or incidental damage outside of the intended outcome of an event.  I’m going to twist that definition in my favor, and say that it’s more of a collateral effect, rather than damage, as it doesn’t have to be negative unintended effects.  Besides, it allowed me to start this article with an Ah-nold reference.

Okay, it’s a bit of a stretch I know, but bear with me.   Every year in fantasy football guys come out of the woodwork to become regular starters, and even become studs who can carry a team to a fantasy championship.  Many times, these guys are completely off of anyone’s radar.  Often times, they are forgotten veterans, or overlooked young players who never got a chance to succeed for one reason or another.
  
Last year, after Roy Williams suffered an injury, a 2006 undrafted free agent received his first career start on October 11, 2009.  Ten catches, 250 yards, and two touchdowns later.... well, I think we all know who Miles Austin is now.  He went on to be the leading receiver in the league from that point on.

If Roy Williams never sits out due to injury, does that explosion ever happen?  There are some, such as my colleague Matt Peek, who have been high on him for years now, reciting how he was a Bill Parcells protégé and how it was only a matter of time before he had his chance.  However, his rise was still sudden and explosive (no pun intended), and clearly a collateral effect of the Williams injury.

He wasn’t alone either.

One of my favorite sleeper picks going into this year was given his opportunity when injuries and ineffectiveness struck those in front of him.  Justin Forsett was sitting third on the depth chart to begin last season.  Julius Jones and Edgerrin James were both listed on the depth chart ahead of him.  By season’s end, Jones was ineffective, James was released, and Forsett was powering fantasy teams into the playoffs!

This year, it appeared Pete Carroll’s arrival and subsequent signing of LenDale White was going to put Forsett behind the eight ball once again.  Carroll wised up and released White, effectively giving the third-year player out of Cal the starting job.  He does have competition coming from Leon Washington, whose recovering from a multi-fractured leg last year, but should be assured his share of touches regardless, and will be a goldmine if Washington’s leg doesn’t hold up.  While this collateral effect happened early on, and will be noticed by many before their fantasy drafts, there are many that will occur sudden and late, and you need to be ready for them if you’re going to be the proud owner of the next diamond in the rough.

There are a handful of guys I am looking at right now, who are either in the position to explode, or may soon be in the position to do so... IF certain events unfold.

One guy you should be watching closely is Chargers wide receiver Legedu Naanee.  The guy is a physical specimen, but it goes beyond that.  He rarely drops a ball, and has all the tools to be a deep threat if the opportunity continues to present itself.  This is all the collateral effect of Vincent Jackson and his contract holdout.  Barring a miracle, Jackson won’t be playing for the Chargers until mid-October, and that’s being optimistic, with his suspension on top of his holdout.  This is plenty of time for Naanee to make an impression.  He already has good chemistry with Phillip Rivers, catching 25 of 29 passes thrown his way last season, and appears ready to seize the moment right now.  While everyone is hyping Malcom Floyd as the beneficiary of Jackson’s holdout, don’t forget about him, and don’t hesitate to grab in the later rounds of your draft.

In Baltimore, all the Superbowl expectations are being tempered by the rash of injuries hitting the secondary line of their defense.  As a result, speculation abounds that the team is shopping Willis McGahee and Mark Clayton, among others, to find a starting cornerback.  Denver is a possible suitor, since a veteran running back and/or receiver is surely on their wish list.  So who would a trade like this benefit the most?

Two seasons ago, LeRon McClain burst onto the season as a fullback who received about an equal split at the running back position.  It resulted in 902 rushing yards to go along with ten touchdowns, and a Pro-bowl berth.   Last season, he was stuck in neutral as Ray Rice had a coming-out party, and McGahee stole the second show.   There’s been a clamoring for McClain to get more carries this year from fans and local pundits alike. They very well may get their wish if a trade happens.  Keeps tabs on this situation throughout the rest of summer and regular season, and be ready to draft or pick up accordingly.  They want Rice healthy, so a McGahee departure opens the door for another fantasy outburst by McClain.

Another backfield hoping to see some improvement this season was that of the Houston Texans.  They suffered a blow in their first preseason game as rookie running back Ben Tate went down with a serious ankle injury.  Suddenly another undrafted free agent from 2009, Arian Foster, is back in the starting role, which he occupied for the final two games last season.   Foster’s main challenger is now Steve Slaton, who showed he still can’t be trusted near the goal line with a fumble inside the five against the Cardinals in the same preseason opener.   Foster is an extremely powerful runner whose major flaw is his ball security.  If he fixes that, and with a dynamic offense around him, I wouldn’t be surprised if he puts up top ten numbers.  

There is another side to it as well.

In Arizona, many feel Larry Fitzgerald has benefited from the presence of Kurt Warner and Anquan Boldin.  While I still feel Fitz will be a top 5 wide receiver this season, I don’t feel he’s a first round pick anymore.  The collateral effect of losing those two players around him could take a toll on his effectiveness.   While Steve Breaston and Early Doucet were impressive at times last season, can they be consistent?  Can Matt Leinart or Derreck Anderson step up and continue what Warner started?   The collateral effects may not be felt until we see it play out for a few weeks.  Until then, it’s a lot of risk versus reward.

Brandon Jacobs and Ahmad Bradshaw have both shown they can put up some numbers when given the chance, but are also always an injury risk.   If either or both guys go down, Danny Ware and Andre Brown are guys to watch in New York.  The Giants have weapons outside, but after a career high in pass attempts for Eli Manning last season, expect the Giants to run more often, regardless of who’s in the backfield.
Those are a few situations I’m watching this summer, but there are many others.  The key to being successful in your fantasy draft, is to pay attention EVERY DAY to what’s happening in camps and preseason games.  You have to watch more than just your favorite team play.  Visit other cities’ newspapers online and you’ll be amazed at what information you can find.

Collateral damage occurs every day, and it might not even be obvious at first.  If a big name gets traded to Team A, that’s where the focus will be.  Meanwhile, the sleepers lie on Team B, in that collateral black hole where diamonds emerge from the rough and are finally given a chance to showcase their skills.  

Here are a few other players who, while well known, are still in foggy situations, and where their value lies has yet to be determined:

- In Buffalo, injuries to Fred Jackson and Marshawn Lynch have CJ Spiller’s value topping off.   I’d probably let him pass me by, but even with that atrocious offensive line, he could be a solid pickup after round five.
- Julian Edelman should expand upon his impressive rookie season, with or without Wes Welker in the mix.   He’s definitely a guy to watch and grab in later rounds of your draft.
- Montario Hardesty in Cleveland could be a collateral effect of the front office change.  Holmgren and company will want to go with their guy (they drafted him in the 2nd round) over Jerome Harrison, and he hasn’t disappointed yet.   An easrly pre-season injury has Harrison in front right now, but things change fast in the NFL, so keep tabs.
- Joe Flacco’s numbers could be effected the same way McClain’s might be.  The Ravens secondary problems could lead to quite a few high-scoring games, only adding to his potential given his new arsenal of weapons.  I’d have no problem waiting on him come draft day if I don’t get one of the top guys.

I’ll save a few observations as well, since this is the first article of the year I’ve written.  You’ll just have to keep coming back for more!

On another note, just as collateral damage happens with the players you are going after in your fantasy draft, they also happen WITHIN your fantasy draft.

Be ready to roll with the punches when some idiot wearing a Giants jersey shouts out Eli Manning’s name in the first round.  Okay, that may be a bit extreme (though not unheard of) but reaches happen in every draft, and if you’ve got your tunnel vision goggles on as to who your next pick will be based on who you expect to be there, you may miss an opportunity to grab a value pick much later than should reasonably be allowed.

This goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway because it’s that important: Pay attention during your draft when it’s not your pick!  The collateral effects of a tight end going in the second round could reap huge rewards if you’re ready for it.

Until your Draft Day arrives though, be diligent in your research, and know what moves are going down, and how they can affect guys on and off your radar.  The benefit of knowing collateral effects across the league could and most likely will be the difference between winning your fantasy league, and missing the playoffs.
Just ask owners of Miles Austin last year.

And to quote Ah-nold again, “I’ll be back.”

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Welcome to Season Two!

Welcome to Hot Tub Sleeper Picks version 2.0!

We’ve thought long and hard about this and decided that you, our loyal and incredibly attractive readers, might actually want to know a little bit about us and why we’ve scoured all of Los Angeles for beautiful, football-fanatic women to sit in our hot tub to talk fantasy.... football.

It all starts with the realization that most talking heads in sports are fairly uninteresting and unattractive men.

When we were watching the NFL Network’s 2008 fantasy football preseason show none of us could stop staring at Rich Eisen’s hairline as it actually receded over the course of that hour-long show. Mix in the fact that they weren’t relaying a single bit of useful knowledge, as fantasy “insiders” or “experts” rarely do  - and suddenly a pearl began to form.

After much discussion we settled on the hot tub, the beautiful girls that actually know football, and sleeper picks (because that’s what has won us a string of money leagues over the years).

So what is a sleeper pick?

Really? Come on, you’re kidding… If you don’t know this than Thank God you found this site.

Sleeper picks are the under-the-radar guys filling out every NFL roster. They are the guys that impress enough in preseason to beat out that stud who rushed for 1400 yards 5 years ago but still have to play special teams until your first round pick gets banged up.

They are the guys you’ll be fighting for waiver priority each week to grab. They are the guys that, unless you are blessed by Paul Brown’s ghost, you’ll need to win the money and the trophy in your fantasy football league. Stick with us… we’ll shine the light on ‘em for you.

Now, why watch us?

Well, we are good, damn good!  Look back at last season and check out our track record. Seriously, Louis Murphy in week one? Yep!

We won’t always be right. But we’ll always be pretty and fun. That, and the willingness to admit just how wrong we were should be enough.

So, thank you for stopping by and reading… and, hopefully, watching. The 2010 season should be a blast. Good luck in kicking everyone in your league’s ass!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

SEASON 2 Teaser

It's about to get steamy!! More teasers are on their way as we get closer to the 2010 NFL season!

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @hottubpicks and stay tuned for our brand-spankin' new website coming soon!